Broads Christmas Gift

and other failures by our esteemed colleague Malthus
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Broads Christmas Gift

Post #1 by chicpea » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:49 pm

Hello! I hope all of you are warm and sat nestled beside your loved ones during this splendid time of year, when loneliness does not dare peer or rear its monstrous head.

Not all of us here at broads are fortunate enough to live side by side in huts surrounding downtown Ottawa or along river banks outside of Quebec City, and so some gifts will have to be imagined or seen on an oculus rift.

My first and only gift, for instance, goes to my friend Herr Doctor.

I have taken photos of each and every over-aged European playing in the Western Hockey League and strung them together into a type of belt one can wear to hold up pyjamas or from which to hang objects. Many of the young men seemed reticent about this project but jumped out of their Suzuki Sidekicks at the chance to make $40 ON TOP of their bi-weekly stipend.

Merry Christmas.
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Re: Broads Christmas Gift

Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:53 pm

how lovely

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Re: Broads Christmas Gift

Post #3 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:47 pm

chicpea wrote:over-aged


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