Rogue kernal shards...

and other failures by our esteemed colleague Malthus
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Rogue kernal shards...

Post #1 by PEli » Mon Aug 05, 2019 7:46 am

Never pass up the opportunity to encourage people into creating parody threads with excellent tittles.

Anyhow, yesterday we took our son to the Spider-Man movie and naturally got snacks. At one point during my snacking, I must have eaten a two thirds popped kernal. The shard of the unpopped kernal is lodged in my throat and has been driving me crazy for a day now.

I have done nothing to deserve this.
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Re: Rogue kernal shards...

Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:04 am

Rip PEli

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Post #3 by pk shredz » Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:14 pm

I wish I could say Ill miss ya
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Re: Rogue kernal shards...

Post #4 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Aug 06, 2019 1:20 am

This is how Dom DeLuise died.

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