Bolitas! Are They For You and Your Family?

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Bolitas! Are They For You and Your Family?

Poll ended at Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:54 am

I don't have room for more bolitas
3
50%
I'll probably get a dozen or so
1
17%
I want bolitas all over my body
1
17%
I'm too old for bolitas :[
1
17%
 
Total votes: 6
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Bolitas! Are They For You and Your Family?

Post #1 by chicpea » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:54 am

If you like to love, and especially if you like to love in ports, bolitas may be for you. I wouldn't say no to bolitas if they were free, myself, but I would use smarties for my bolitas.

Many Filipino sailors make small incisions in their penises and slide tiny plastic or stone balls -- the size of M&M's -- underneath the skin in order to enhance sexual pleasure for prostitutes and other women they encounter in port cities, especially in Rio de Janeiro. "This 'secret weapon of the Filipinos,' as a second mate phrased it, has therefore obviously something to do," Lamvik wrote in his thesis, "'with the fact that 'the Filipinos are so small, and the Brazilian women are so big' as another second mate put it."


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Post #2 by Craig » Tue Aug 06, 2019 7:57 am

I think it's kinda sweet that Filipino sailors care if their prostitutes are having a good time.
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Post #3 by Dog » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:54 am

I’m all bolita, motherfucker!
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Post #4 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:26 pm

Once you have bolitas up your ass you don't go back.
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Post #5 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Aug 06, 2019 1:07 pm

Not sure my opinion on this matter would carry much bolitas.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #6 by chicpea » Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:56 pm

The shroud is about to be lifted on the election process of bolitas. Now we will learn the true spirit of broads body enhancement and port amour enthusiasm.
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Post #7 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:10 am

I'm telling ya baby, these bolitas are not mine.

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