The person in charge of the smilies

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The person in charge of the smilies

Post #1 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:28 pm

Who is it? I need to know.

Our selection of smilies is complete shit. It's as if someone were put in charge of gathering the least funny images on the Internet and putting them here. And if this is indeed the case, I must say bravo - you have truly succeeded.

Where is that nice one we had of Lou Lamoriello? Nowhere to be found. The classic :gary:? Vanished.

Are my creative decisions and emotions sufficiently supported by this pathetic compilation of smilies? No, not at all.

Nevertheless it's apparent to me that new ones are being added from time to time. Believe me, I've been paying attention. Clearly some hapless curator is in charge of this project and is failing us miserably.

I bet he thinks he's hilarious. A big dopey grin on his face every time he adds some new piece of shit. You know what, fuck you.
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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #2 by Craig » Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:41 pm

Nah, D knows he isn't funny.
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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #3 by chicpea » Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:42 pm

I looked for the "okay, fucktard" one for Niq last night and it as sorely absent. Also absent is my age-old favourite, the abalone.
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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #4 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:43 pm

chicpea wrote:Also absent is my age-old favourite, the abalone.


Yes, what the fuck!
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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #5 by Boring Choice #2 » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:02 pm

Craig wrote:Nah, D knows he isn't funny.


I have not done anything with smilies since just after bonbons blew up the board and it was rebooted. They were always mostly lame, but half of them disappeared, and anything made since then have nothing to do with me.
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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #6 by Dog » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:09 pm

Where is bonbonds, btw?
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Post #7 by Boring Choice #2 » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:24 pm

He still posts on the Devils broad.
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Post #8 by PredsFan77 » Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:30 pm

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Post #9 by senate » Tue Aug 06, 2019 11:23 pm

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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #10 by PEli » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:31 pm

Special requests

- triple h doing his "I'm halfway through a good shit" face
- Tortorella giving it to brooksie (verbally)
- dutchy lips
- cornucopia of awesomeness guy
- bruce frisko
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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #11 by the finnish flash » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:30 am

I think you're supposed to call them Emojis these days. Preferred nomenclature and all that.
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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #12 by PPJ » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:29 am

Been saying for at least 10 years, put Ed in charge of the smileys
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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #13 by chicpea » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:30 am

I think any reasonable broad would concur we require a Billy Tatum smiley.
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Re: The person in charge of the smilies

Post #14 by PEli » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:28 pm

Harry mid shit and Harry post shit at Mary Samsonite's chalet.
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Post #15 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:41 pm

I have compiled all the requested items here in the following album. I trust Big#D to implement them by this evening.

https://imgur.com/a/di9pu
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #16 by mayoradamwest » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:49 pm

:gary:
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Post #17 by shredz » Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:04 am

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:I have compiled all the requested items here in the following album. I trust Big#D to implement them by this evening.

https://imgur.com/a/di9pu



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