I Might Finally Get To Go To Hawaii

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I Might Finally Get To Go To Hawaii

Post #1 by chicpea » Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:03 pm

Never been to this island chain and I am sucker for island chains. Lot of moving parts on this vacation but the long story is I think there is a woman in R________, BC who has a crush on me. I say this not in hasty boasting but because her face lights up like a tanker truck on the Queen Elizabeth Highway (near Hamilton) when she sees me hiding in the corner of our office building elevator. I learned her name from the cleaner, which is a tactical advantage for sure. However, I have reason to believe this same cleaning lady has told her my name as well. It's a treacherous game when you get involved with these extremely chatty filipinos. They will talk your ear off about the weather. That aside, I am 80% positive this woman who smiled at me is a doctor of some sort.

Now, "Hold on," you say. "Why are you going to Hawaii?" Well, that is why this is a vacation of the speculative variety. Let me explain.

My friend, S____, you see, from the unlikely province of Ontario, is married to a doctor of vaginas. They are so happy. They have two (you heard that right, two) Subarus. It's quite a sight to behold: they drive them all over the valley so nimbly and they are in love. It's actually pretty great. Every year, though, they take a very firm break from their cars and go to Hawaii. There, they get two more Subarus, but they just seem to be so much more relaxed - likely because they rent limited edition, hawaii-specific convertible models, which must be a very relaxing feeling.
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Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:19 pm

Be sure to stare darts at the japs when you tour pearl harbor
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Post #3 by senate » Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:53 pm

Great, another haole.
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Post #4 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:57 pm

I have solved the clue. This woman also manages the Tin Poppy Retreat in M___, British Columbia.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #5 by PredsFan77 » Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:12 pm



Chicpea in hawa’i
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Post #6 by Dog » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:51 am

Is there a doctor’s office in you office building, chick de poids?
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Post #7 by chicpea » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:05 pm

Dog wrote:Is there a doctor’s office in you office building, chick de poids?


It's not an office, percy. It's more like a centre. Lots of parents there wondering if vaccinations aren't a bad idea after all. Best time is the afternoon, when it's free pap smears for teenagers. The entire lobby is filled with sullen young ladies, none of whom look up from their phones, even during the smear session. It's quite remarkable.
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Post #8 by PredsFan77 » Mon Sep 09, 2019 12:49 am

Go climb diamond head early your first day when jet lagged it gets too hot to climb during the day
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Post #9 by chicpea » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:37 am

I am definitely not going to Hawaii. This woman, while very attractive, is not, in fact, a doctor. And there is no way I can afford to pay for a hockey prospects magazine as well as a trip for two people to the USA.

Let's just conclude with: It was nice while it lasted.
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Post #10 by PredsFan77 » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:39 am

i'm sorry to hear that, I'm going to germany tomorrow if you would like to go.
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Post #11 by chicpea » Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:19 am

PredsFan77 wrote:i'm sorry to hear that, I'm going to germany tomorrow if you would like to go.


It would be a dream to go to Germany with you, my pal.
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Post #12 by PredsFan77 » Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:22 am

Great! I’ll see you there!
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