Looking suggestion on Carpet Cleaner Machine

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Looking suggestion on Carpet Cleaner Machine

Post #1 by richardmorisonjox45 » Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:58 am

I had purchased Carpet Cleaner Machine that Consumer Reports had given the top rating in the home carpet cleaning machine category. I was never delighted with it, it was fine for light maintenance type cleaning but could not handle a really dirty carpet without leaving a tremendous amount of dirty water in the carpet. The suction for that machine just wasn't adequate to do a decent job.
So I found myself with an embarrassingly dirty carpet and an under-performing carpet cleaner. I seriously considering to replace the carpet. But I thought I'd check another one. Any suggestion for me?
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Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Wed Oct 02, 2019 12:55 pm

I’d call Stanley Steamer
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Post #3 by Dog » Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:19 pm

My stage name is Stan Steamer!
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Post #4 by senate » Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:29 pm

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Post #5 by shredz » Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:27 pm

The Cleveland Steamer is wonderful. Ask a friend!
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Post #6 by mayoradamwest » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:17 pm

Just move your couch and cover the stain
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Post #7 by PEli » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:01 pm

Get yourself a Schick Quattro Trimmer and one of those exfoliating sponges on a stick.
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Post #8 by chicpea » Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:52 am

I am deeply moved by your dearth of delight in this product, Richard.
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Post #9 by mayoradamwest » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:29 am

What’s the position of the church on this?
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Post #10 by Boring Choice #2 » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:20 am

They prefer to not have carpet.
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Post #11 by PredsFan77 » Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:25 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:What’s the position of the church on this?


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Post #12 by MP » Sat Oct 12, 2019 6:26 pm

Boring Choice #2 wrote:They prefer to not have carpet.

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