Can I Be In Love?

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Can I Be In Love?

Post #1 by chicpea » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:29 am

Can I be in love with someone who is 13 years my junior but until two days ago was thought to be 22 years my junior? Because there is this person whom I had completely loved sincerely as a great person but had written off due to her age, thinking, "if only she were 11 years older than I think she is" and that is exactly what happened next. What a clamity. She is one of those people who walks very fast. Very nimble in urban settings. It's exactly what I dreamed about. She has hair and is good at numbering things. What a life we live!

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Re: Can I Be In Love?

Post #2 by Dog » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:44 am

Chick, she is 9 years older than you thought. Not 11.

Stay away you creep!
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Re: Can I Be In Love?

Post #3 by mayoradamwest » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:41 pm

I didn’t know I was 13 years your jr.
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Re: Can I Be In Love?

Post #4 by PredsFan77 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:54 pm

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Re: Can I Be In Love?

Post #5 by chicpea » Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:34 am

Dog wrote:Chick, she is 9 years older than you thought. Not 11.



Perhaps if you did less of this tricky math, they wouldn't be putting robots inside your heart.

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