Can I Be In Love?

[chicpea]

Can I be in love with someone who is 13 years my junior but until two days ago was thought to be 22 years my junior? Because there is this person whom I had completely loved sincerely as a great person but had written off due to her age, thinking, "if only she were 11 years older than I think she is" and that is exactly what happened next. What a clamity. She is one of those people who walks very fast. Very nimble in urban settings. It's exactly what I dreamed about. She has hair and is good at numbering things. What a life we live!

[Dog]

Chick, she is 9 years older than you thought. Not 11.

Stay away you creep!

[mayoradamwest]

I didn’t know I was 13 years your jr.

[PredsFan77]

=O

[chicpea]

Chick, she is 9 years older than you thought. Not 11.

Perhaps if you did less of this tricky math, they wouldn't be putting robots inside your heart.